Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Man Down

Soren, say it ain't so. I understand though. I would pray for successive snow days, but a massive winter storm wouldn't be very conducive to air travel. We should be around in March. I will think of something to do in your honor. Maybe I will bring along a special someone in my carry-on. I hear Spreads has a younger sister. And she wears butt pads. Nice.

I will be the guy at the bar cheering for the Vikings. Go Vikings! [sincere denial]. Yeah! Wooooo! [Silence]. [muffled sobbing]. Oh God. Why [plaintive whimper]. Why! [angry, very angry]. Chillllllllllldresssssssssssssss.

1 comment:

  1. This much is certain- the odds on an encounter in traffic with guys in a moving truck just went from 2:1 to 500:1.

    Also, projected sunscreen sales in Miami have dropped.

    You'll be missed Dr. Anderson.

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