I also checked the price of tickets on the secondary market. The cheapest ones are about $2k.
Since Einar already has some experience "clubbing" in South Beach we could use that to our advantage to make some money towards a ticket fund. If we target the European tourists (the Euro being so strong) we could charge $1,000 an hour for Einar's escort services (keep working out Einar). If he works full time for two days we should be able to cover the price of 8 tickets.
Getting clients that are actual NFL players would also make the ticket purchase a lot easier.
Other ideas?
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That's much better than my plan. I was going to gain 100 pounds, transform myself into a freak athlete, and wear a mullet (it's more than a haircut, it's a lifestyle). Then people would mistake me for Jared Allen.
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